Wade-rigged

1.-Fixed with ducktape, or with a piece of rusty metal.
2.-Half ass
3.-Told to by ur dad thats drunk off his ass

"WADE!" Tarp!. that means to go get the tarp...or

"WADE!" red bike, that means to go fix the red bike

good job, u just Wade-Rigged something

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Smoking Rig

Generally a woman who's physical attributes summate to a 9+ out of 10 rating immediately causing head turn and stare down, loss of speech, and death stare from gf.

"Hey how about that weat...............Hey check out that bird she has a Smoking Rig"

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fit rig

A term which refers to a woman's figure in such a condescending way that not one woman has yet been found to appreciate the phrase. "Fit rig" refers only to women who do indeed have a BMI in the dangerously underweight range and keep themselves in what those in the fashion industry would could consider good shape. This term is used almost solely in an all-male domain.

Gazza: "Hey Watto, check out Gemma. I don't reckon she's eaten in 6 weeks"
Watto: "I know aye, she got a fit rig!"

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cracker rigging

The exact opposite of nigger rigging, wherein a cracker tries to repair something and it fails horribly. Usually resulting in his friends of African descent rigging it for him/her. Usually preceeded by the statement," Here, hold my beer."

Going to the auto shop, purchasing the parts to fix your car spending twice as much as it would take to fix it at the dealership and ultimately asking your friend who is a mechanic to fix it half assed in the interim.

"wow... what an incredible feat of cracker rigging"

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Jerry rigged

1. Jerry rigged is saying something is cheaply built or not created right.

2. A stupid thing my cousin says when something isn’t working right and got from romanatwood

Ex 1: you buy a Car from Bruce Honda and the car won’t start cause the engine is missing the drive plate and the gasket is replacing one of the dowel pins.
The car is cheaply built/ Jerry rigged

Ex 2: my cousin: “ this dumb bolt just fell out. The 4wheeler is Jerry rigged

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Nigger Rigged

A unique ability that stoners aquire over time. The ability to make a pipe, bong, ect. out of practically nothing.

Dude, I just got this great bag of weed. Go nigger rig us a pipe.

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jimmy rig

The use of jimmy johns' stickers to repair anything

I jimmy rigged the drain hose last night to stop it from leaking

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