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To bedeck the male appendage with various decorative trappings such as glue on jewels and glitter. This is the male gender equivalent to Vajazzle
Wow Bob, not only did you get a full body wax but you got a spiffy Hot Rod. I really like the sparkle.
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When a dick is dirty and requires to be blew on before oral sex in order to clean the dirt off.
She had to blow rod him before beginning oral sex.
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The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry
would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!
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An act that occurs whilst taking a shit with a boner. The participant pushes their penis downwards to avoid pissing on their feet due to ther penis being elongated. This results in the participants shit scraping their penis as it descends from their assehole. the result is brown shit on your penis that gives it a vintage, rusty look.
Never wank before you shit because a Rusty Rod is a likely outcome
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Meaning a nutted male penis, this thing can cum buckets. Often inside the guts of many slutty whores, many people are jelous of these members attatched males.
The cummy rod was throbbing after the buckets of it's semen were left in my anus.
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Turbo rod is what happens when the person youre fucking is so fit you want to keep thrusting forwards even when your pelvis is slammed against their ass, thus providing turbo thrust.
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When a relationship goes bad and you want it to end fast, you fuck her in the ass, blow you load, then pull out your shit ridden cock and wipe it off on her curtains... then leave.
I wanted to break up with Jane last night , but the bitch gave me such a hard time about it..
so I gave her The Curtain Rod .She was stuck cleaning those shit stains for days.....
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