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having a baby at age 40 or older. Babies born to women who are 40 or older have a much higher risk of being born with developmental or cognitive disabilities, like Down's syndrome, mental retardation, and autism. Thus, anyone who has a baby over 40 is gambling with their baby's health -- hence, "roulette."
"Kelly Preston is having a baby at age 47? She's playing retard roulette with that pregnancy."
Sarah Palin's son, Trig, has Down's syndrome and was born when Sarah was 44.
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It is a well known fact that some people enjoy "sticking their penis into their girlfriend's flab". Vagina Roulette is a game of chance, where a male attempts to find the vagina through shoving his dick into rolls of fat.
A commentary of Vagina Roulette would perhaps go something like the following:
"Flab... Flab... Flab... VAGINA!"
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A stoner game. Played when a group of people pack one single bowl in a small pipe, and pass it around a circle. The person who cashes the bowl, inhaling the notoriously foul tasting "butt-hole hit" is then ridiculed and removed from the circle. A mix between duck-duck-goose, Russian-Roulette, and smoking. The game ends when the pipe is down to two people, at which point they pretty much win because they've smoked all the weed.
Dude, Nick always seems to win in Butthole-Roulette. He's such a chill bro!
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Similar to the game of Russian Roulette, players load all-but-one round into the revolver. Players then take turns testing their luck and, obviously, only one will walk away from all of it.
Although Igor, Dragan, Sergei, Vladimir, and Alexander lay motionless on the floor after a round of Kazakhstani Roulette, surrounded by their own brain matters, it was really Dmitri that stood the loser-- because who really wants to live in Kazakhstan anyways?
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When you force a guy (or girl) to sing the worst karaoke song you can think of to test how much they might like you and to test the probability of taking them home.
She played karaoke roulette and made him sing "If You See Him, If you See Her" by Reba McEntire and Brooks and Dunn and he still made out with her!
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When a large group of male friends begins hanging out with a girl who is clearly of loose morals and realizes that eventually she will fuck one of them, but it is unclear which one she will choose.
"Hey, are any of you banging her yet?"
"No, we're still playing Slutsin Roulette"
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Eating from street vendor carts or establishments with sub-standard health code ratings, where the safety of your stomach and bowels is questionable, at best.
(It is important to note that many people are willing to play bowel roulette because the high from the taste of the food usually outweighs the risk.)
Ryan and I are going to play some bowel roulette today over at Rosa Gigante's Taco Treats.
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