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A chosen female of dubious attractiveness within a social group whom is mentally designated as the ‘safety’ girl before a session of drinking begins. Where upon a level of inebriation is reached where the principal starts to fantasise about sleeping with the aforementioned safety girl, the principal knows that he has drunk too much and must immediately return home without question.
I don’t want to end up in the morning with a rotter again. This time I’m designating Jody my safety girl. The moment I start getting hot for ‘that’ I know I’m hammered and I’m going home.
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for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.
Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.
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a town where people ride stupid scooters everywhere bc they are too cool to walk or drive a car. oh and they dont wear helmets too. just give it up and move back to new jersey.
Me: So what are you doing in safety harbor today?
Whitney: Oiling up my scoot scoot and takin it for a ride! i hope i dont get a ticket today.
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A hug that shows the person reciving the hug a scenes of security
After my parents had just died, my uncle embraced me with a safety squeeze and told me everthing will be alright.
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a belt or strap in an automobile, airplane, or other moving object, fastened around the midsection to keep the person safely secured, as during a sudden stop or massive wreck.
Miss KC Slinger hopped in her whip and made sure to buckle her safety harness before cruisin down 95, yes sir.
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A fall back person at home to sleep with after an unsuccessful night on the prowl for sex.
I just struck out at the bar with that chick so I guess I will just go home to my safety nut.
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