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Two lesbians wearing flannel and boots.
Perhaps carrying a log splitting ax or chain saw.
Terrified of wood !!
1. Did you see the scissor jacks joining the softball league?
2. Even though they're wearing flannel , those scissor jacks know nothing about wood!
3. Eve and Jiggles spend soo much time in the forest alone together , but harvest no lumber....
I 'm sure they must be scissor jacks !
A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.
Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.
The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing
Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"
Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"
When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.
Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?
Guy2: I used my teeth.
Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!
As a Paramedic, in Detroit, we had to take a past and present medical history of the patients.
We would ask about current medical conditions. Cardiac, Pulmonary/Breathing and Lung Conditions, Neurological Conditions like Strokes or Epilepsy and Seizures.
This last condition Epilepsy and Seizures when we would get the response usually from a bystander.
The response was always, Yeah he/she has Athletic Scissors.
He be havin Athletic Scissors.
An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Dull cutting tools that don’t fit you hands
Damn it why do we have to use baby scissors.