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secret smile

what you call the pussy of a girl you really want but cant have

Bitch, we've been on 5 dates already and you aint givin me nothin yet... show me that secret smile already!!

by Felipe Alejandro Lopez July 18, 2008


The Chamber of Secrets

The act of dumping 100 proof or higher alcohol into one's anus, which is put in position above one's head (doing a headstand is the most accepted way to do this) and then lighting the alcohol on fire.

Ron Weasley did the Chamber of Secrets and now the whole room smells like burnt red ass hair.

by Dunhloke July 24, 2011


vaginal secretion

When a womens Vaginal Meat Curtains are stuck together with a sticky residue.

Dude you told me that chick last night was clean,her vaginal secretion was secreating out of your shorts. when i went down on her, it was like pulling apart a grilled-cheese sandwhich.

by E-rock Scarface October 18, 2006


Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!

Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.

by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021


Secret England

The act of turning off a cars headlights and driving in the left lane at night.

Hey man, I passed someone else playing secret England. Shit was cool

by Uaht039 September 16, 2021


The secret shelf

When you are fucking a chick doggystyle, and the you slip an ecstacy pill in her poo hole. Then all you have to do is wait 20 mins and you are in for some freaky shit!

Steve: Hey, did that girl you hooked up with last night night at the Gaff push back pretty hard?
Al: Nah, but then I used the secret shelf and she blew my world!

by Sam Deighton March 15, 2009


Secret Sipper

An alcoholic that sneaks a drink when they think no one is looking. Usually hides bottles all around the house so they can get a drink whenever they need it.

“I think I smell alcohol on his breath it’s like 7:30 in the morning. Ohh he’s got bottles hidden all over the place, he’s a Secret Sipper”

by Capt_Quint August 27, 2015