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Orbital Wipe Sessions

When a large majority of obese people get together in a circle to wash each others nether regions.

Since I'm unable to reach my own ass to wipe, I have to coordinate weekly Orbital Wipe Sessions with my other fat friends to get things done.

by Mr. Gullible July 25, 2008


Sweetheart Session (SHS)

Providing a more intimate connection while engaging but not limited to casual sexual encounters. Typically entails more of emotional contact through eye contact, intimate touches, kisses, and cuddling. While typical casual encounters and NSA are primarily centered on sex, a SHS also involves cuddling, romance, kissing, holding hands, foreplay, and etc. In some cases, the SHS doesn’t have to involve sex or intercourse until a later date, or not at all.

In the climate of hook up NSA culture,he provided me with a sweetheart session (shs) which made it more meaningful to me.

by Thapplzchamp July 16, 2020


team bonding session

Usually held at pubs/clubs/any licensed venue, team bonding sessions serve little purpose, but apparently involve a sports team "bonding" over a few drinks. However a "few drinks" always turns into an all out piss up. Basically an excuse to get absolutely smashed.

Bloody team bonding sessions. Is there any point to them, other than getting smashed?

by thisismyfile8 March 12, 2011

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Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

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El Session Endo

Ending Of a Session By Deliberate Destruction

Person: N'Omg Wonder What This Does
* COMPUTER DIES*
Other: Uh Oh, El Session Endo

by El Fede July 11, 2008

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5 Session Rule

A common knowledge webcam rule stating that it's okay for straight guys to jerk off with each other on cam as long as it doesn't exceed 5 sessions. If it exceeds 5 sessions, then they are gay. Derived from the "5 second rule".

Hey bro we can only do this one more time and then its back to x-box. 5 session rule.

by High-on-AS January 3, 2008

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Drunk makeout session

when in the back of ones car or house, a drunk female starts to make-out with a sober male who then procedes to reaction kiss her and then keep kissing her untill she either passes out or when she wants to either give head, or have sex.

dude that chick i picked up last night was a freak man, her and i were having a drunk makeout session in the back of my car.

NICE!

by Dlicious Potato June 24, 2011

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