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A clingy boy/girlfriend that blows up your phone and shows up at your house unexpected.
Guy: I'll be busy this weekend.
Girl: Well, hmu ive made myself available for u
(beat)
Girl: U said u were fixing the fence last weekend...
Girl: I just wana c u :-)
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Girl: Hey :-)
Guy: Damn girl ur a dryer sheet cant get u off
When your so hyped to go to bed that you get a running start and slide into the covers.
Me: Hey man I'm gonna go eat the sheets
Friend: alright night homie
Me: *Sound of a full grown man sliding into blankets*
you’re getting hit from the back and your partner shoves your face in the sheets
Nate: “I’m gay”
Madi: “Oh so you like to eat the sheets?”
A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.
Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.
as heard on Netflix show Insatiable -sheet faced "eating an entire sheet cake from Costco" my friends and I love Costco cakes and I can see the 3 of us certainly trying!
Carolyn, Joan, and Jeannie were sharing with no one else, they were getting sheet faced tonight!
Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed
Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?
Another phrase for ejaculating in bed
Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.