Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.
This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.
A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.
A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.
A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.
Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:
“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”
“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”
“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”
“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”
“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”
“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
1) A metaphysical thought experiment involving a boat that is slowly repaired over time until all the parts are new.
2) Asterius
what are your feelings on the Ship of Theseus? Personally, man, that dude and that minotaur are definitely making out.
A game played by two players, where they lie down with the tops of their heads touching. Players then attempt to ejaculate over their own heads onto the opposing player.
Whoever loses this round of spunkle ship gets to shower last!
Amigo-ship is the pairing of four individuals who all share the same personality, and sense of humor. they like watching Will Ferrill movies.
"Wow, we're the greatest Amigo-Ship ever"
"dang, i wanna be in their Amigo-Ship."
"They're the coolest Amigo-Ship ever!"
noun: A pairing of two people/characters that is so popular people would buy merchandise, fan fiction, books, etc. for that specific ship.
Since people loved the idea of Halle and Alan being together so much, I decided to create a photo book featuring them, and it sold out almost immediately. I think I’ve just created a coin ship.
I loved the idea of those two from my favorite show being together, so I bought fanart of them being cute together!
I'd date that. Deeming someone Commitment worthy in a generation petrified to commit.
I'd ship that girl
Its Another shipname from haudion wich is a Pokemon Ship between Hau and gladion