Cock-Shopping

Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.

Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?

Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.

Gio: They'll probably buy something.

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vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

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dress shopping

buying something you;ll probably wear once and then give to a thrift store or sell on E-Bay

I'm going dress shopping for my wedding gown.

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toaster shopping

euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.

Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.

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Shopping cart

somebody in a wheel chair

Phil is a shopping cart from here on out

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candy shop

A store in which candy is sold.

Tim: I'm hungry
Tom: Let's go get something to eat!
Tim: I only have 50 cents
Tom: It's ok, you could get something for that much at the candy shop down the street
Tim: Ok let's go

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Swap shop

A shopping mall in south florida which sells cheap electronics, smoking accessories, clothes, vegetables, and has supercars on display. It is dominated by the local minority consisting mostly of spanish, haitian, and jamaican people. Bargaining is a common tool used by consumers and a big reason for the popularity of the Swap shop.

"Hey i need to stop smoking blunts, know anywhere where i can get a bowl for cheap price?"
"Yeah, lets go to the Swap shop you can bargain there for some really good pieces."

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