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euphemistic phrase for online dating. meant to highlight the essentially impersonal nature of picking out a potential life-partner by comparison shopping for people in a way similar to selecting and ordering a toaster online.
Sorry, I'm not paying attention to your conversation I'm busy toaster shopping on my iphone.
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When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.
Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.
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A car, usually a falling to pieces hatchback that's older than the owner, with ridiculously excessive rear spoiler stuck on it,amongst other things, making it resemble Tesco's finest. Almost exclusively driven by those of the ned persuasion, at high speeds (till it inevitably breaks down or crashes) and with some form of trance house music on, preferably with the windows rolled down to share said music with the public at large. People driving them think they look the shit, but in reality would have as much sophistication and subtlety if they were wheeled around in an actual shopping trolley.
Not only is he driving a shopping trolley, but he's chosen to respray it neon orange... And he's a 35 year old man wearing glasses and high waisted jeans... he thinks he's cool bless...
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Girls at the mall or anywhere else dressed up looking to get banged-out by multiple dudes.
Gio: Did you see Debbie and her friends at the mall earlier?
Zeeb: Yeah, cock-shopping as usual.
Gio: They'll probably buy something.
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somebody in a wheel chair
Phil is a shopping cart from here on out
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A store in which candy is sold.
Tim: I'm hungry
Tom: Let's go get something to eat!
Tim: I only have 50 cents
Tom: It's ok, you could get something for that much at the candy shop down the street
Tim: Ok let's go
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A shopping mall in south florida which sells cheap electronics, smoking accessories, clothes, vegetables, and has supercars on display. It is dominated by the local minority consisting mostly of spanish, haitian, and jamaican people. Bargaining is a common tool used by consumers and a big reason for the popularity of the Swap shop.
"Hey i need to stop smoking blunts, know anywhere where i can get a bowl for cheap price?"
"Yeah, lets go to the Swap shop you can bargain there for some really good pieces."
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