clam shot

Like a crank shot, a clam shot is a photo of a female's junk, usually sent via text message by a randy whore who you probably just met.

I texted Tina to see what she was doing and next thing you know she sends me a clam shot. Looked like chopped liver. Needless to say, I went right over to her house.

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Shot House

A black market bar where shots of liquor can be bought at low prices straight from the bottle. Many shot houses also sell beer after hours. They are usually run out of someone's apartment or house and known only by neighbors.

Shot houses are also a common place for people without official identification (whether underage or illegal immigrants) to buy alcohol.

Its too late for the store, Luis runs a shot house down the street. he's got shots of jim beam for 25 cents and tequila for 50. its sketch but our only option getting off of work this late.

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junk shot

To strike someone in the genitals with a hand, foot, or object(s).

Oh man, I can't believe Fred hit Sheldon with a junk shot to open up the fight.

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Shot-faced

Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.

Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.

The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.

"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."

"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."

"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."

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Navy Shot

Fill a jar with an even amount of your choice of alcohol and a chaser (ex. Rum and Coke), deposit a single ice cube in the jar, gather friends, and proceed to chug. Best done with a mason jar.

"Hey Jake, how can we get drunk real quick?"
"Lets do a navy shot, guy"

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toughman shot

A tequila shot where one snorts the salt, drinks the tequila, and then squirts the lime juice in one's eye.

Crazy Mark blacked out last night after doing 4 toughman shots

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Tater Shot

It's when you have an unprecedented pressure build up in your stomach, and you are 100% sure that you are going to drop a gigantic log, however, when you sit on the bowl and drop it, all that comes out is an enormous fart and a tiny turd the size of a tater tot.

I had ambitions of dropping a pepperoni roll out of my ass, but instead I pushed a tater shot.

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