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When you are havin sex with a bitch and your about to nut she sticks her fingers in your ass while beating you off shooting a huge wad!
I was about to get off when the bitch gave me a dirty shotgun!
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trying too hard to get something that takes time done, and by rushing, in the end you've accomplished nothing, a classic example of the old saying "patience is a virtue"
- "hey man, I think I if double the recommended oven heat on these biscuits they'll cook in half the time"
- "man, chill out, you are fishing with a shotgun"
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To shoot one's self in the head using a shotgun.
Kurt Cobain gave himself a shotgun haircut.
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Cut off your penis then fuck youself in the ass with it. Next jam it into a loaded shotgun and blow your brians out.
Life's got me down I think I am going to go home and give myself the old "cock shotgun."
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The Double Penetration Shotgun. A sexual action between a man and a woman where the man inserts his penis in to the woman's anus, and his fist in to her vagina. He then masturbates his penis while inside her, in the motion of cocking a shotgun.
This action is best done in the "doggy style" position, as if the man is masturbating onto her back, but is actually inside of her.
Joe gave Mary the DP Shotgun of a lifetime. She was loose after the ordeal, but was very much worth it.
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declared in a fight for shotgun (front seat of a car). when the car is in sight, passenger a yells, "shotgun!" reserving shotgun. in response, passenger b yells, "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!" as soon as the second statement is declared, the two competitors must drop their pants to their ankles and run to the car as fast as they can. the first person to the car with their pants still around their ankles wins and gets to sit in shotgun.
*car comes into plain view*
passenger a: "shotgun!"
passenger b: "SHOTGUN CHALLENGE!"
*passenger a + b simutaneously drop pants and race towards car creating an amusing spectacle for all to see*
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When a couple gets married for health insurance and not love.
They are divorced already? Yeah, she got health insurance at her new job so she canceled her shotgun insurance.
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