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A cat that will lay across your shoulder while you walk around, sometimes around the back of your neck if you're using both hands to secure them. Contrary to popular belief, cats don't have nine live and certainly don't always land on four feet.
For instance, I once had a cat so tame that it didn't know how to land. At all. And I'm assuming that if you have a shoulder cat that trusts you enough to laze around atop your shoulder, it wont be able to either, so be careful.
Shoulder cat; A cat on your shoulder
"Its kind of funny how Capt'n, you're pet, sits on your shoulder and not the other way around" (Don't get the joke?:
A captain with a pet on their shoulder (parrot, monkey, cat) instead of a person with Cap'n on their shoulder) *sigh* I know, lame joke, em I right?
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When your shoulders are so sexy they look like something a girl would grab during sex and claw at.
"Did you see Jimmy's sex shoulders. Mmm I'd tear him up"
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A hip
My mother had to get a bum shoulder replacement
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a shoulder that you lean on that isn't yours; of a best friend
He's my third shoulder. He always listens to my rants.
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To shrug off ones own responsibility in a situation or act. To let the weight,burden or blame of a wrong doing fall off of one's conscience by brushing the responsibility to some one else.
When John's boss was angry for his department's bad performance, he became Slippery Shouldered by explaining that company did not have the right equipment.
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A large sweaty mass of a person who's proportions make him/her resemble a walking, talking shoulder.
Rich, I can't take it anymore. The Human Shoulder's incessant whining and loudspeaker voice are driving me insane.
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to sit behind someone in a lecture and nestle bacon on their shoulders in the interest of creating an aura of humiliation around the individual
im going to make that nerd with the lazy eye bacon shoulders next period, he deserves it!!
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