ride a longboard down the middle of the street
Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.
Load Shredding is when you have Load Shedding in your area and can't work. So you rack up your mountain bike to go "Load Shredding"
Hi dude, seeing that we can't work due to Load shedding, let's get our bikes and go Load Shredding!
When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 "Load Shedding", so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab yout mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah ma, meet you there."
lettuce = hair. shredding the lettuce means pushing or maneuvering hair in a certain direction.
barber: how do you do your hair usually?
guy: usually i just shred the lettuce to the side
The act of going down on a female and eating her out.
Shred the Lettuce.
Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.
Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.
Being insanely ripped, defined, muscular, veiny, and/ or striated. In a simpler sense, extremely shredded.
Direct reference to the shredded wheat cereals.
Jenna/ X Factor: Qin and Nickolitus, We're so dripping. No CF anywhere.
Qin: That's cause we're shredded like mini wheats.
Nickolitus: Just Look at our six packs.
To be drunk beyond belief. A level of drunkeness just beyond white boy wasted
After our night of drinking, we were torn to shreds.