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The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
A person who trys to do thier best
And look at the bright side
But ends up being pissed off With life
(thx❤ and lolz)
Bite me
The after effect of having anal sex without a condom. The first bit of muddy pee after anal, resembling a vein taken out while butterflying shrimp.
Carl loved having anal sex with Jessica, he didn't like deveining the shrimp after.
When a girl had sex with lots of guys with small penises.
Damm she got that shrimp water smell down below.
Gods favorite animal. Being Gods favorite animal it can shatter glass instantly and can see more colors than people due to having more color recepters in their eye. If that wasn't enough they can also be born with one of two types of hands. One of the two types of hands is a claw which has the power to kill a crab instantly. The other is even more powerful and it is a club hand the club hand strikes so fast and hard it generates plasma for a split second. Lastly they also strike in less than half a second.
Guy1: Hey look a mantis shrimp let me touch it.
Guy2: Your finger its gone!!!
Guy1: AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
So you know how when you're spooning, there's a big spoon. Well big shrimping is when you do that, but in the water
Dianne: I'm pretty comfy
Jack: Well do you mind big shrimping?
Emoji flirting with a person you meet online.
"Meet a girl on tinder last night and we started to shrimp paperclip right away"