Hershey Shuffle

When you don't have toilet paper in a public restroom and you already dropped a duce. To save your precious pantaloons you waddle to the next stall, ass out, with your pants around your ankles.

Hey Jackie, don't come out here I'm out of paper and doing the Hershey Shuffle.

Buckle Shuffle

An almost rhythmic dance done by a toilet bowl user who is about to lose control of his or her bowels. This usually happens when one's belt will not come undone at the anticipated rate, and panic sets in, as a bowel movement is immenent.

Whoo, that was close. I almost crapped my pants last night. I barely made it to the bathroom, and was doing the buckle shuffle, right before I blew mud all over the toilet!

nextel shuffle

1.The act of standing up to look at your cell phone, thus making you look ridiculous.
2.Checking your cell phone when a similar sounding phone tones in the vicinity. Generally, this act is attributed to Nextel phone users because all Nextels sound the same for the walkie-talkie feature, you know? the whole reason you bought the outrageously priced phone and confusing service contract.

Nextel phone:"BEEP BEEP"
Every Nextel owner in the room:"Is that you?"
Thusly, everyone does the nextel shuffle to check their phones.

shitty shuffle

The walk to where toilet paper is stored upon learning that the toilet paper roll is empty after defecating. This walk is typically awkward in an effort to not smear any feces remaining in the anus.

"My roommate didn't replace the empty toilet paper roll, so I had to do the shitty shuffle to the closet."

Trenton shuffle

changing between nj transit train and septa train at trenton

I had to do the Trenton shuffle to get over to philly

Louisiana Shuffle

Having your pants on your ankles and shuffling usually done after a Kentucky Switch

Last night I had to Louisiana Shuffle to my bedroom after I took a dump

Wank Shuffle

Imagining an object of desire during masturbation and then deciding to switch focus on a different source of inspiration. E.g An ex-girlfriend gets replaced in imagery for the office hottie. Beware to not allow an image of a grotty rotter in while locking on

I can't dedicate this one to one woman, I'll put a few on wank shuffle