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When you have sex with a women in a bathroom stick her head in the toliet and as you ejaculate flush the toliet. Resulting in the climax being echoed through the toliet bowl.
"Yo, i met this girl in the mall and we went at it in the bathroom and we decided to sink or swim."
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A Heat Sink is when a homosexual policeman pulls out his police truncheon sets it on fire and procedes to insert it up another policeman's bottom.
A Heat Sink scenario,
Policeman 1:
"Excuse me, do you have a light?"
Policeman 2:
"Hey sure, use my lighter. By the way, why do you have your truncheon out?"
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Sink my shit
A game played by 2 or more people, each person takes a huge shit in the same toilet without flushing or wiping so that that it's just shit and no paper and when you flush, the toilet just fills up creating a massive floater or 'bung' thus sinking my shit and rendering the toilet useless.
Sam-"Yo man, you wanna play sink my shit?"
Jim-"Yes man"
"Damn, Gina. You must have packed everything but the kitchen sink in your suitcase. You are going to break my back when I carry this shit around for you."
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Similar to Beer under the bridge:
When one or more stoned individuals either physically or verbally spars, and the next day they agree to forget about it since they were so high.
Nikki: "I bet Joe was mad about me yelling and hanging up on him last night when I was baked out of my mind."
Kristin: "He was toasted too. He said forget about it - it's bong water in the sink."
from popularmmos, gamingwithjen's (jen) famous quote from titanic bloopers
Jen: "Wait! We should go back! Cal and my mom should know!"
Pat: "What if they go after me?"
Jen: "The Sink Could Be Shipping!"
(laughter)
To put a woman or women on a sink for the purpose of easy access during sexual intercourse. Similar to putting a woman on a table during sex.
I took that girl stacey home. My friend was in my bed so I put her on the sink.