car skiing

During a cold winter night, one will find their neighborhood's most icy roads and car ski them. To do it you put your armpit on the door grabbing the handgrab inside the car's door with that arm. Put your feet on the ground and use your heels. The driver will drive around with your feet sliding on the ground. Maybe even using the handbrake if you are skilled.

"Yo, Jake want to go car skiing tonight?"
"Yeah Matt, Just make sure those roads are icy enough to slide on."

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Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.

dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.

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off skiing

This is basically a fuller version of "offski"

"Dude I'm off skiing now"

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Ski ass

The description of a person with a hidden booty. Generally, the person wears baggy pants that has a round, full beautiful ass.

Kate has that ski ass! I don't understand why she always wearing those baggy jeans!

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Après ski

When someone wants to sound posh or cool. Literally means after ski but cunts and dickheads will refer it to getting fucked up and eating.

Oh hello young squire. You coming out for a spot of Après ski to get the wife limbered up before we put the car keys in a bowl at our place?

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jet ski

When a girl gets wet and the guy eats her out.

sup max, lets go jet sking.

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skiing with natasha

Having sex.

Background: a reference to the idea that a weekend skiing with a girl names "Natasha" leads to people speculating that you and Natasha have been having sex.

"I knew Ken and Alice were hanging out a lot together, but I didn't realize they were skiing with Natasha." or

Greg is really uptight. He needs desperately to go skiing with Natasha.

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