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A sudden state of deep sleep that lasts for only a moment and which causes total loss of muscle control resulting in a situation such as having your elbow fall off the edge of your desk when your arm is holding your head up.
I was so sleep-deprived that I fell into a precipitous sleep hole just as the teacher called on me, it was seriously embarrassing!
The act of unconsciously typing nonsense while half asleep in a Messenger conversation. The nonsense is usually ridiculously misspelled words, or just complete gibberish.
Jenna: OMG Fred, what are you doing up so late?
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?
Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
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To make a comical short film of your friends sleeping, while trying to awake them by calling their name.
Chris: (snoring)~~
JH: recording with phone camera and yells "SLEEP SHOW"!!
For live example please click link to youtube.com
http://youtube.com/watch?v=M6w6-_sjt74
A serious and embarrassing condition, most cases with young men between 13 and 18 years of age, but is still diagnosed on older men. When a male is sleeping, impulses are sent to the brain to begin ejaculating. At first one will not notice that he has the condition but as weeks go on, it will get more and more severe. There is level 1 which is almost never noticed, but one will occasionally experience an odd phenomena known as blue balls. Level 2 at which point you will not wake up with morning wood. And Level 3 where one will wake up without morning wood, and with a white, slimy substances all of the sheets, and or undergarments.
Symptoms include:
- Soar hand, shoulder, and or elbow.
- Pain in the genital area
- No friends at all
Sentence: Hello Doctor, I believe I have a serious case of sleep jack.
Senario: A man wakes up with pain in his testicular area.
The act of not sleeping for a prolonged amount of time whilst being honest and forthright. Usually present in situations where one acquires the ability to avoid the act of resting for as long as possible throughout the course of one day; this implies not taking "forty winks" regardless of your level of not "capping" a.k.a. "lying" to others.
You: "Hey Victor, I did not sleep today."
Victor: "Whacha-mah-call-it !!¡!¡¡?"
You: "No-Sleep, No-Cap!!¡¡!"
The International Baccalaureate Diploma Program (The IB)
The IB is the ultimate academic path to sleep deprivation
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The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.
Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.
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