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Man lathers his cock with BBQ sauce and then proceeds to have a woman suck it off. His hand is then dunked into the remaining sauce and he starts to masturbate. The woman must then be slapped across the face with a BBQ sauce covered hand and bent over and humped from behind. Then, before ejaculating, the man must turn the woman onto her back lick her vagina clean of all the BBQ sauce.
After grilling for my family and the kids went to bed, I gave my wife a real sloppy hog.
When a full bearded man eats out his girlfriend while she's on her period.
P1: Bro your beard looks a little crusty.
P2: Oh yeah bro I gave my girl a sloppy josh last night!
The act of getting a sloppy blowjob... rather than just a good ole fashioned BJ, these ones are those dirty ones.
"What the fuck... Gabby just gave me a sloppy j.. she didn't finish eating all my loads and it got all over my pecker"
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When you sneak up on a friend and try to stick your penis in their mouth while they are yawning without them noticing. in a perfect scenario you get the victem to choke. Bonus points if you can sneak the balls in there.
i was just sitting there.. and john caught me with the sloppy whopper!
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a slang term, used for a mixture of a blowjob and handjob, also known as a spitty handjob.
Cailin gave Jake a sloppy joe for his birthday.
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It is when a bloke fucks a girls pussy or ass a short time after a previous bloke has fucked the same girl - with the first bloke shooting his cum inside her pussy or ass. As such, the second bloke is fucking something that is all wet and sloppy - hense 'sloppy seconds'.
It requires the girl not to clean herself after the first fuck, thus for the first blokes cum to still be inside her - acting as lubrication. In both cases, the blokes must fuck her bareback (without a condom) for a sloppy seconds to be experienced.
I myself enjoy a good sloppy seconds. There's nothing better than arranging for a girl to get fucked bareback, so I can be next - so as to shag her sloppy pussy or ass.
I prefer it when I get to watch the first bloke shagging, so as to see him climax - shooting his load inside her, then pulling out, with his cum dripping out! That's when I stick my dick inside her, pushing the first guys cum back into her - the feeling of her all wet, having just been shagged, is fantastic!
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The act of urinating while engaged in anal intercourse.
Peeing in the butt
I'd give her a sloppy thomas!
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