battle snake

A huge dump i took.

Dude I just dropped a huge battle snake

snake juice

The clear liquid that men squirt after they reach the peak of pleasure

I want every drop of CJ's warm, sweet snake juice in my mouth!

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Rattle snaking

Rattle snaking is the art in which someone sticks their tongue in the partners asshole then the partner whose asshole is being licked farts on the others tongue making a rattle snake action with the tongue

Last night I went rattle snaking with this girl I met at the bar I could taste her fart on my tongue it tasted like ketchup and onions

dusting the snake

doing lines of coke off of an erect cock

man, this crazy tramp tottaly dusted the snake last night!

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snake raper

Much like a worm burner, it is a ball struck with such great velocity along the surface of the ground that it would "brutally molest" or skin the length of a snake. Usually applied in golf or soccer.

That awful tee shot that still went 80 yards was a real snake raper.

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Max the Snake

A ruthless mobster who has shed his skin and become a gentle domestic white and grey rabbit, living out his final happy days in beautiful Seaside, California.

At one time Max the Snake lived and breathed violence and death every day of his life whereas now he’s getting an endless supply of organic Italian parsley and love in the home of a rabbit fixated woman who looks beyond his earlier mistakes and supports him to truly forgive himself for all that he has done!

Handshakes with Snakes

Verb: (ˈhan(d)ˌSHāk/,wiTH/snāk-S/) Orig: Victorian England c. 1535(AD)

Slang verbiage, historically meaning "clandestine hand-jobs with strangers".

Modernly, it is used in conjunction with, or to replace the verb "fap" or "fapping" in groups(strangers or otherwise).

Meet up with dudes like Allen or Ed, on Tuesdays in the park, for handshakes with snakes! Satisfaction guaranteed! Never be bothered due to the anonymous nature!

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handshakes with snakes
puts the lotion on the skin