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When you ride a mans dick so hard that it breaks in half. Somehow causing him to fall in love with you and move in together.
Guy 1 (in obvious pain and discomfort). “If Build Back Better was a penis, it would be mine right now.”
Guy 2 “Ohhhhh shit. Do you know Denise?. Did she give you a The Denise Snapper?”
Guy 1 “Ya man, ya…. I’ve been pissing blood sideways for a week now. Do you remember in history class learning about the “Shot heard round the World” which sparked the Revolutionary War? It was like that, but in modern times we will call it the “Snap heard around the World”, blood everywhere.”
Guy2. “My penis hurts just talking about it. What are you going to do now?”
Guy 1 “Once I’m done icing my penis the next decade, Im going to give her a Cleveland Waffle in retaliation”
Guy 2 “Well played. An eye for an eye”
A retard. Someone that lacks the mental where withal to use zippers or buttons, can only utilize snaps. A person whose mental capacity is lacking for even the simplest of tasks.
A natural blackjack hand (A,J) in the casino game of Blackjack. The term snapper supposedly came from the early days of face down games when players would snap down their cards when they had a blackjack.
Snapper! That is my fourth snapper tonight on this blackjack table!
blackjack winner winner chicken dinner
A term used in Vermont for pedophile.
C.O. opens the holding cell door to very loudly say "Hey snapper you forgot your paperwork". And what do you know the snapper had a really nasty fall and has to be brought to the infirmary
When you pack the bong half way with weed and some tobacco. You smoke the whole bowl until the cherry of the weed/tobacco gets sucked thru the bottom of the bowl. Making a snapping noise
I was coughing for ten minutes after my first snapper