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a person who usually says "bless you" after hearing someone sneeze. no matter how far away they are, they will tend to shout it, and are usually ignored in the process ):
person: *achoo*
sneeze police: bless you!!
everyone: ...
Slang term used by sneeze fetishists to describe a male's erect penis and eventual climax. Often used as a fantasy scenario in sexual foreplay in which the male, during sexual intercourse, has to satisfy an itchy "trunk" and needs to blow into a "tissue" (the female vagina).
The name comes from the distinction that the male's genitalia resembles that of an elephant trunk rising upwards (the erection) and the orgasm resembles that of a sneeze. From the sensation building up from start to finish, similar to how one feels when they are about to sneeze.
"My wife is so gorgeous, she makes my elephant sneeze. I just want to blow into her tissue so hard."
When a lady is on her flow and sneezes. Fucking bloody nightmare.
When someone with a cold starts sassing,
"quit cherry sneezing and mind your business"
Or when you need someone to subtly check you, "shit, girl, did I berry sneeze"
an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart
Annabelle tried to conceal her sensual sneeze at the governors ball but to no avail.
Another term for "eating the pussy"
Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off
To be so rich that you sneeze money (figuratively speaking)
Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"
The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.