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When you not even hard but u still jizzing
"Hey man trisha just walked past my house today and I had a sneezing squidward"
"aww sweet "
"I had to change my pants in the car"
when you sneeze with food and your mouth and it goes spewing everywhere
Do you have any napkins I power sneezed on the table
To be so rich that you sneeze money (figuratively speaking)
Bob-"Man P. Diddy is so rich it's not even fair.."
Billy-"Every time he sneezes you know he sneeze money"
The act of releasing a well filled & inflated condom of semen schlakum onto your female partners face after intercourse
Have sex (with condom), blow your load into condom, inflate condom in secrecy, while she fixes the pillows, turn condom upside down so that shlakum is towards currently sealed end, and release. This results in a splatter of shlakum sneeze all over your girls face. They love this.
Another phrase for ejaculating while in bed
Holy shorts randy you just sheet sneezed in Blake’s bed how do you feel?
Another phrase for ejaculating in bed
Holy shorts randy you sheet sneezed all over blames bed.