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The action of using an erect penis to "dock" with a pink sock (blown out asshole).
My boss' dog was walking around with a pink sock, he must have crapped something big. Anyway, my boss, Luigi, got an erection and tube socked the poor dog. -Tube Socking
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A sock tied around two belt loops used to hold one's pants up. Often used in mental hospitals where belts are not allowed.
Schizo 1: I think I can deal with the voices man, but my pants keep falling down.
Schizo 2: Just tie a sock belt on!
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"Everyone's afraid of something."
"Not everyone, Marge."
"Oh, yeah. Sock puppets."
"Aaaaah! Where?!"
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A sock commonly or regularly used to masturbate into. Be careful not to put them back on your feet before washing.
Tim uses bate socks because it is a greener alternative to kleenex.
when you ejaculate in a good pair of socks or when you have to throw a sock away after you finish in the other one
Mom: "what happened to your black Nike elite socks? Why are they in the garbage? "
Kid: "mom I told you, I used them for a sock sacrifice… "
Something or someone who rocks your socks
Check out that sock rocker. They're totally rocking my socks.
The sock that you put on your glock typically for going on the pool deck.
Gabe used his glock sock at the meet yesterday.