song rater

Someone who consistently rates all the songs he/she's listening to in itunes, winamp, or any other device that will let you rate songs. As a result, a music rater often has amazing playlists.

- I was chilling with my boyfriend, listening to some music, and suddenly he got up, saying he had to give that Britney Spears' song 5 stars.
- He is such a song rater!
- Yeah, and with very bad taste. I had to dump him.

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Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

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pizza song

A song written and recorded by Raimondo, the insane foreign language teacher. It was recorded with a synthesizer, drums, and an acoustic guitar. The song repeats the same notes over and over again, and has the "artist" sing "This is the PizZA song, this is the PizZA song" in a high, freakish falsetto voice before falling into a more serious, baritone voice. Also included are some horrible ad-libs, such as "One tomato, just one tomato" and "I'm the pizza boy, i bring your pizza joy"

"This is the Pizza Song, this is the pizza song, this is the pizza song"

"Theres no need to mix!"

"Did u download the pizza song yet? u gotta hear it!"

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The Lazy Song

The funniest single Bruno Mars has ever written.

I'm gonna kick my feet up, then stare at the fan/Turn the TV on/throw my hand in my pants

(Another part)

I'll just strut in my birthday suit, and let everything hang loose...

(The Lazy Song)

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The Diarrhea Song

A funny song about diarrheal accidents.

The Diarrhea Song:

When you're tryin hard to pee
And your butt's leakin iced tea
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you're walkin two by two
And your partner smells like poo
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

When you feel a brown banana
Gotta wipe with your bandana
Diarrhea
Diarrhea

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llama song

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama?
Starting all this drama?
It's me bitch.

Yes, I am that llama,
That llama you despise,
With those big ass eyes,
And them luscious thighs.
I mean, yes look at me I'm that l-l-a-m-a that doesn't even fucking care what you have to fucking say, oops!

Happy llama,
Sad llama,
Mentally disturbed llama,
Super llama,
Drama llama,
Big fat mama llama.

Back to the basics,
I'm that bitch on craigslist
That looks like a rapist.
Wait, why am I on craigslist?
Oh yeah, to buy a llama
That will be my new mama.
Mama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Llama, llama,
Mama, llama,
Hold up! Wait a minute.

x4:
Llama, llama, shining, shining, looking like a diamond, diamond

llama song by twainz

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Brenda Song

Good Jerk Material With A Cute Face To Blow On & Nice Ass & The Best Legs. A Hot Asian Beauty From Disney.

I Jerk to Brenda Song all the time, because she makes me so hard. I love blowing hot loads on her pictures.

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