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Phenominal. She's Currently living off the energy given to her by pathetic and jealous people who write shit about her at urbandictionary.com. COOL! Britney Spears Rocks. She's hot, entertaining, and has made multi-millions doing what she loves to do. Sorry to all you pathetic people who feel the need to diss britney, whom im sure you dont know, to maybe raise your own detrimentally-low self esteems. Go do a sit up...
Gosh, I'm so pathetic and depressed with my own boring life, Let's go on urbandictionary.com and write mean things about BRITNEY!!!!!! wooooo!!
B.Spears, you rock girl.
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the most famous person ever to walk the face of the planet...
You know who she is dont you
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A dumb whore, who lip syncs. When she does sing you might think of a cat dying, a baby dog getting raped by a dildo made of broken glass with a spike on it, and suicide. If you're lucky... no... if you meet up with her you will get your dick sucked by her. If you are with the fifty who get there first and already have their dick in her mouth, or her ass, and vagina.
Guy 1: "Dude, I met Britney Spears last night."
Guy 2: "You one of the fifty?"
Guy 1: "Hell yeaah!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. You fucked a whore. At least you aren't a virgin anymore"
Guy 1: "You know it!"
Lesson: If you can't get laid by anyone else just get tickets to Britney Spear's concert, and a backstage pass.
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A person who will never be as talented as Britt Irvin (Canadian TV actress) no matter how hard she tries or how much more money she has.
There are three big differences between Britney Spears and Brittney Irvin (better known as Britt these days) - Spears has one less T in her first name, a lot more money, and a lot less talent.
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Defined as the pinnacle of pop music and everything beautiful in this day in age. From the year 1998 until now Britney has done nothing but amaze and entertain. She's beautiful, talented, and funny. She is truly an idol that everyone can be proud of. I don't care who you are, or whether or not you listen to her music, you have to admit, she's got charm.
Remember the 2000 VMA Striptease?
That was effing marvelous. Sexy, provacative, and entertaining. AMAZING.
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Britney Spears is not a fucking hore or anything. Shes in her fucking 20s so let her live, shit the only difference between her and ppl are that she has money and cameras following her everywhere! so take a look at your life before you go judging hers or anyone elses. U fuck offs
" omfg i really want britney spears greatest hits she may have some rough edges but i love her music!!"
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To have a mental break-down after something major going on in your life.
Buddy: Dude, how long does it take you to choose a damn meal off of the dollar menu?
You: STFU! I'm haveing a spears moment!
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