Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

spider bark

To pass gas, to fart, gasses passing through the anus causing various fluttering or squealing noises

What was that sound that came from your butt and smells bad grandpa? That was a spider bark, my boy.

Spider Milk

Passion juices created by a lady. Also good for cuticles and nose infections and sore throats

Hey babe, you got some spider milk for me, I have a sore throat

Amelio Spider

The hottest thing to ever exist

Mr Murray: The Amelio spider just took my girl.
Josh: that sucks he took mine yesterday.
Mr Murray: I’m going to kill that spider!

Spider's Web

You and the lads each buy individual electric fly swatters, sit in chairs, then place the electric fly swatters over your genitals. One of you then puts pornography on a phone or larger screen for all to view. The goal is to not get an erection, to therefore not get an electrocuted penis.

"Hey man wanna do a spider's web?"

"Fuck no, dude it felt like I burnt my dick off last time."

spider nugget

a nugget full of baby spiders waiting to be hatched

"sara: OMFG ITS A SPIDER NUGGET!
mia: no thats cat hair
sara: OH I THOUGHT IT WAS A SPIDER NUGGET
mia: ha!"

spider slam

The act of a man and a woman having vaginal or anal sex while the male is in the act of defecating. While the man is seated on the toilet the woman mounts him face to face with her legs extending toward the tank or wall. The legs of the intertwined lovers resembles a spider.

My girl walked in while I was taking a dump and gave me a spider slam.