Spidermanning is where you are about to cum and you pull out place your hand under your penis and say "my spider senses are tingling" and then you ejaculate
Note: it is best to also say "phwipp" while ejaculating for effect
Yo man i just finished spidermanning my girl
To make the conscious decision after you blew your load to get rid of it by throwing it at someone, alike the way Spider-Man slings webs at his enemies.
Kyle: Yo dude, I was totally spidermanning people standing down on the street below from my balcony.
Sinon: That’s sick man...
When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....
Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning
Noun. A handshake where one or more participants has semen on their hand.
J: He agreed to pay $35 to shake my girlfriend's hand.
R: There must be a catch, like he's going to give her a spiderman shake or something.
When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.
Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night
Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.
A popular p*rn video of a woman who is dressed as Spiderman while r¡6¡&g someone with her sister which was recently leaked from her 0nlyF@ns.
Friend 1: "watch the new video"
Friend 2: "ok I'll watch the Sophie Rain Spiderman Video "?
"Ooh yes very good ;)"
When you and your partners are having sex, cut their arms and shove your dick in their arms. After that cum in them, fastly patch the cut up with flex tape, not with your dick in it tho. Wait for a couple of minutes and then you can cut their wrists and let cum shoot out!
Brad: Hey chad, i gave your mom a Swedish spiderman last night!
Chad: So, no we're equal
Brad: bitch wha-