Carolina Squat

This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts

Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!

jack squat

lack of knowledge

You don't know Jack Squat about anything

squat tag

Also known as "squat tag in the asparagus patch";
1. the act of defecating
2. anal sex, especially between homosexual males

"Hey Bill, after this space-docking thing is over with, how's about a little squat tag in the asparagus patch?"

Beef Squat

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

Squat Game

A pose used popularly for taking picture.
Can also induce a sense of swag.

"Squat Game on point?"

"Squatgame3hunna"

dit squat

Incorporated into the vernacular of a generation rapidly approaching senility in a final, futile attempt to exhibit their extensive knowledge of slang words. Unfortunately and inevitably leads to confusion, incomprehension, and finally ostricism from those whom that person is trying to impress. Most linguistics experts agree it indicates an approximate value close to zero but never having a negative value.

I didn't get dit squat back on my income taxes.

Squat Dog

Someone who walks around barefooted and shirtless.

I wasn't allowed to pay for the gas inside, because the clerk said there are no Squat Dogs allowed.