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Derek Standard Time

Derek Standard Time (DST) is a time warp deviation of the time scale that society has come to accept as normal. The DST zone operates in a mathematical variation of 1.33x to 2.4x slower than standard time.

"Yes we are going to leave here in 20 minutes (an hour and a half Derek Standard Time), and go to the party.

by FleshSpearThrustin August 2, 2023


standard vegas hotel

The act of going to a hotel, getting wasted, and having a destructive orgy that leaves the hotel with many things destroyed, drenched in cum, and reeking like alcohol.

After waking up to a dreadful hangover, john realized he was in a standard vegas hotel.

by DeathKnight760 February 25, 2015


Asshole Standard Time

(AST) The time zone between actual time of arrival as opposed to the time you said you would arrive.

Why the hell is Steven late again?? Because he lives permanently in "Asshole standard time"!

by Krico April 27, 2010

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Authorized Standard Version

Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.

The passage about the root of all evil is better translated in the ASV or NIV than the KJV.

by Don Jewett March 5, 2004

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standard porno milf

a milf that is older than 40 also you don't really know if she's actually a mother just because the youporn video says so

go to youporn enter milf and enjoy your standard porno milf

by n00000000000000b August 15, 2010

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Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

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Verizon Standard Time

The current time according to Verizon Wireless.

Is this clock in Verizon Standard Time?

by beefc August 14, 2011

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