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A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"
Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."
"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
Someone who literally fucks steak.
Used as a form of masturbation.
Someone cuts a hole in a steak and proceeds to insert their genitalia.
“Hey, you look like a steak fucker...”
“My Dad is a steak fucker...”
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The prodigious amount of shitty smelling gas, a byproduct of the large quantities of steak consumed in the last few days
Oh dear lord, who just expelled that Steak Mud?
The sharpest steak in the world. You feel it cut the insides of your body as you eat it.
I hope that steak is a sharp steak you fool!
A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)
Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."
That face you make when the bass is Just. That. Good.
Ah mate, have you seen Ruth's steak face when she listens to Thundercat?
A sex move where the female fills her vagina with jam and the male insues to penetrate.
Carly: Oh my god John, I love the steak and jam!!
John: Oh yes Carly, I love jam all over my cock!