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Steal-o

The Australian tradition of temporarily stealing ones belongings in a work environment without their knowledge.

Steal-os mate (whilst holding chazzer's kazoo aloft)

by Sfbbfnfjsksn November 9, 2021


VT Steals

1) The best robber/ stealer out there
2) Javi gets robbed by him
3) Big D helps him steal
4) Can rob anyone you ask him to

VT STEALS

by VT Steals October 31, 2019


nips of steal

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.

sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.

by messy bun October 26, 2017


stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

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Mr. Steal Yo Meal

The friend or flatmate whose glistening fingers are always in your food.

Mr. Steal Yo Meal keeps very little in his own refrigerator. Eyewitness reports typically mention fuzzy half-eaten salads from Sweetgreen, cold lasagna, and the last slice in the packet of cold cuts. Though he is never seen preparing his own food, Mr. Steal Yo Meal is never hungry because in under a second, his arachnid-like digits can pilfer half a portion of fries and a pan full of pasta you were going to eat later.

1. "Your Honor, the defendant was caught smacking his lips despite having not cooked any dinner for himself. The defense rests."
2. "The Judge finds Mr. Steal Yo Meal guilty of Grand Theft Nuggets and sentences him to a trip to the grocery store on his own damn card."

by daltonjfk November 6, 2019


stealing a base

When you take the next step(base) in a relationship without consent.

Did you hear about Jesse and Chloe?
Yeah, I think she dumped him after he tried stealing a base.
That’s rough.

by Snaccson September 29, 2019


stainless steal

What da "departing" Bill and Hillary did wif da White House tableware.

I hear dat da "disgraced first couple" may have eventually returned da While House utensils, but it was still wrong --- and a terribly bad example to set for youngsters across America --- to perform da "stainless steal act" in da first place.

by QuacksO November 15, 2018