Straight Geezin

an action done by a young person who is wearing clothes that an elderly person might wear. i.e. Hawaiian shirts, socks and flip flops, straw hats, golf shirts, shorts above the knee, oddly coloured flower dresses or moo moos.

Bob: "Woah. You see that guy's shorts?"
Tom: "Yeah. Hes Straight Geezin."

Straight Drew

A term that describes an incredible anklebreaker play made in basketball, named after the Kyrie Irving Pepsi ads.

Tyrone: Bro, that guy just snapped his ankles in two AND got the dunk.
DaQuan: Yeah, man, he went Straight Drew on him.

straight bottom

A heterosexual man who likes to be anally penetrated by a woman.

Jean: I'd love to fuck a guy in the ass with my strapon but I'm not a domme and I don't know any gay guy who'd let me do him...
Kim: Ask Charles, he's a real straight bottom, he's totally into pegging!

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straight folded

When you are inebriated to such an extent that you are nothing but folded. You are "Straight Folded."

Yo, I just drank a fifth of henny and smoked this fat blunt. I am STRAIGHT FOLDED.

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being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

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straight edge

A board, or piece of wood or metal, having one edge perfectly straight, used to ascertain whether a line is straight or a surface even, and for drawing straight lines.

"Are you straight edge?"
"Did you just call me a fucking ruler?"

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that's so straight

an anti-'that's so gay' response
said to make straight people uncomfortable and make them stop saying 'that's so gay'

you like the opposite sex? that's so straight

stop acting that way..you're so straight

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