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A woman receiving oral sex during a visit from Auntie Flow.
"My girlfriend had her period, so i gave her strawberry kisses"
"Dude, thats off"
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1. typically made with flour, sugar, baking powder or soda, salt, butter, milk or cream, and sometimes eggs. After you mix and bake, put whipped cream, strawberries, and sugar.
2. Popular cartoon character started in 1980 as postcards, then toys, cartoons, food, etc. Returned in 1991, then 2002-present.
1. I want some strawberry shortcake!
2. I remember watching Strawberry Shortcake back in the 80's...
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The tricky task of getting head after fucking a girl on her period. Bonus points if a second girl gives you head after you fucked the first while she was on her rag......
Piece-on-the-side "B" gave Kingsize a Strawberry Popsicle after he was done riding the red tide with gf "A"
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when a girl straddles your face and you commence to eat her out when she surprises you with a little squirt of menstrual fluid. You try to get her off of you but she's just too involved in riding your dome-piece that you are forced to lick the strawberry jelly off her brisket.
Jim: "Hey Mike; toast for breakfast?"
Mike: "No appetite, I got enough strawberry jelly last night."
Martin: "Eww"
Vince: "Yum"
Jay: "Let's find some bitches on the rag"
Ankeet: "I prefer a fine nutella spread"
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A small talk or chit-chat, usually on the phone or online, that two lovers exchange. The content of these talks is usually of a flattering (though not to say insincere) nature. The two lovers talk of their, well, love for each other and praise one another's good aspects. These can include (but are not required to have) elements of sexual suggestion or innuendo.
Note: The Best Friends of the male lover hate these, as they feel it invades on "Bro Time". See: BBH
"Oh, look, it's Jim on his cell again, having those little strawberry talks with Angela. Doesn't he know how gay that makes him?"
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Have sex with your girl on her period.
Pull out and have her suck your bloody cock while you blow your load into her mouth.
That's a Strawberry Milkshake.
If you're lucky, she'll even have a strawberry milkshake-moustache!
"What'd you do this weekend?"
'Oh, the ex came over and I made her some strawberry shakes. ;) '
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Is NOT the same as ginger hair, but is unfortunately sometimes considered the same. A real Strawberry blonde has got light red hair, with light blonde highlights. It's a very uncommon hair color. It is required to have genes for both blonde and red hair from both your mother's side and your father's side, and since blonde is more dominant than red hair, so it does not occur very often. Strawberry blonde is one of the absolutely most uncommon hair colors.
"Fake" Strawberry blondes are just people who are gingers, but has got a lighter shade of red, or people with darker hair who failed when bleaching it. (Gives a bright yellow/orange color)
Strawberry blondes might or mightn't have freckles, and most commonly green eyes. Sometimes they're blue though.
So, real gingers, don't try to trick people into thinking you're strawberry blondes when you're not! If you don't have natural blonde highlights in it, you're a ginger and therefor have no soul!
"Dude, I saw this girl with long strawberry blonde hair the other day!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, it was really beautiful and golden-colored!"
"Did she have highlights in it?"
"No.."
"Then she failed when bleaching her hair. She's most likely a soulless ginger."
"Dude, really? Damn it."
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