Counter Strike

The worst thing to happen to humanity since Runescape. Fan Boys will play this game for hours on end while drinking bawls or Red Bull. And then will accuse everyone who beats them at it of being a hacker.

Words can't express my hate of this game.

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counter-strike

full of nerds that have no life and get made fun of in real life so they play this game and laugh at them in gay language.

nerds who say:
rofl, nub, scrub, league?, complain much

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counter strike

half-life mod (Sierra) FPS run around with guns Terrorist and Counter Terrorist forces' fight

im going home to play counter strike for 5 hours staright because im sad

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Lucky Strike

When you've been rolling and smoking big doinks using rolling tobacco and the moment you gotta pack up and leave you drop the baccy back into the pouch and shit to clean up, but some of the green lying on the table falls in the pouch too. Later, when you're just having a regular rollie you strike some unexpected green you also rolled in there, resulting in an (often times) unfortunate Lucky Strike on the way to work or your da.

-Lad 1: '
Oi you wanna roll yourself a cheeky dart bruv?'

-Lad 2 (*just done rolling and now smoking his fat duzza*):
'Oi mate this dart I just rolled is daft, this doesn't feel right, yer baccy is tainted with spice.'

Lad 1:

'Ya just got hit with the Lucky Strike ya shifty jesus.'

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Strike oil

An act of revenge usually. While pulling out from fucking a woman in her ass, she continues to to shit on you and your dick.

" Last night, I made that mother fucker strike oil"

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Strike 3

A pop punk band out of Columbia, MD. Their most popular songs include "Oblivion" and "Rocketship".

Yo, did you catch that band Strike 3 last night?

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strike oil

You're fucking a guy or girl up the ass, giving it to him/her with great gusto, and suddenly things start to smell pretty rank due to the uncontrolled release of feces, aka shit, or in the worst case scenario, diarrhea. This happens more to guys with dicks 8" or longer since they open the rectum's upper sphincter,

Dude, I was fucking this hot little college frat boy senseless, but then I struck oil and had to go wash my pubes out. Good thing I put an old towel on the bed!

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