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The act of shaving ones pubes and stuffing them vaginally or anally into ones counter-part, proceeded by boning the shit out of them.
Sally wanted a nice romantic night, so I stuffed animaled her, she hasn't called since.
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A endearing sexual interaction between two male participants who engage in simultaneous consensual anal coitus. (multiples of two are needed)
Step 1. Consent to anal coitus with your partner
Step 2. Bring out the preferred lubricant
Step 3. Erect one another through preferred sexual stimulation
Step 4. Lubricate the anal cavity and each desired penis thoroughly
Step 5. Find a flat surface and lie down in a fetal position as if you are sitting in a chair on the horizontal axis
Step 6. position your partner in the similar position on the other side making your asses touch
Step 7. Tuck your erect penis in-between ur legs exposing the tip to your partners anus and vise versa
Step 8. Slowly but surely insert one another penises in each others anal cavities.
Step 9. Use the surface as leverage to bump bums with each other, penetrating each others assholes
Step 10. Go to town and do it until both participants simultaneously hit each others G-spots causing a mass ejaculation cycle creating what is known to be a double stuffed cannoli.
*Disclaimer: may cause too much sexual desire in which both participants get caught in a whirlwind of sexual pleasure where neither participant can stop ejaculating until they have died.
Be safe Enjoy.
" Max and I almost got caught in a lot of trouble doing the Double stuffed Cannoli on our school bus to soccer practice."
" Max did you hear Tyler and Matt were hospitalized after engaging in the double stuffed cannoli, wheeeeew what a close one."
" Hey papi I have surprise gift for you tonight ;) Im gonna stuff your cannoli, twice!"
When a man is having sex with a very large women, pulls out, and ejaculates in a fat fold.
Erica enjoyed getting a stuffed pork loin from her boyfriend.
The act of inserting one's testicles into a vagina.
Steven: "Yeah bro I hooked up with this chick last night and gave her the ole Houston Stuffed Turkey."
Joe: "Bro that's fucking awesome, it's like a snuggie for your nuts!"
An overweight person
"Look at that stuffed shirt, ma nizzle!"
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The fundamental rules in amateur foosball with the primary focus of trash talking are as follows:
1. Watch out for the stuff
2. Always Win
With the first rule as the focus the awarding of the title of most stuffed man or MSM is if one has a memento of some type, ie. A Championship Belt or perhaps a travel coffee cup. Other acceptable methods are repeating that someone is the MSM or writing it on a dry erase board.
Once said methods have been applied the title cannot be refuted or transferred.
Despite best efforts he was unable to avoid a massive onslaught of stuffs for the past 2 years and is the Most Stuffed Man (MSM) of all time.
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A Stuffed Cucumber Salad is initiated between two consenting lovers and begins with a traditional anal Stuffed Cucumber. The cucumber is fully inserted into the rectum and is retained. Post retainage, the partner with the cucumber squats over the face of the other and begins a graceful, gentle expulsion. The cucumber may be fully released or it may be drawn in and out of the ass with flexion and contraction of the sphincter creating a fascinating display for the viewing partner. All is finalized by a final squeeze and drop of the cucumber on the viewer's chest. Depending upon the state of the dropper's bowels, the cucumber may stick to or roll off the chest.
Sonja gave herself an anal Stuffed Cucumber then squatted over Carl's face. She gave him the best Stuffed Cucumber Salad he had ever experienced. Her deftness at sphincter control had it moving in and out and looked like a Whack-A-Mole game.
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