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Richard Petty

The greatest NASCAR driver who ever lived. Totalling a record breaking 200-career wins, Richard Petty has since become known as simply "The King". Richard also totalled an amazing 7 championships, matched only by the late Dale Earnhardt Sr. Also notable is the fact that Petty had SEVEN Daytona 500 victories. He also won 27 races alone in the 1967 season, 10 victories in a row. Richard Petty earned his 200th victory at the Pepsi-Firecracker 400 at Daytona International Speedway in 1984. Petty would go on to finish 10th in points in the 1984 season. Another amazing fact is that fellow cup driver David Pearson and Richard Petty finished 1-2 63 times, also a record between two drivers. After 1984, aerodynamic developement and tire wars did Petty in. He would race another 8 seasons until 1992, his best points finish in that time being 8th in 1987.

~POINTS FINISH POSITION~
Year Rank Points Starts Wins Top5 Top10
1992 26 2731 29 0 0 0
1991 24 2817 29 0 0 1
1990 26 2556 29 0 0 1
1989 29 2148 25 0 0 0
1988 22 2644 29 0 1 5
1987 8 3708 29 0 9 14
1986 14 3314 29 0 4 11
1985 14 3140 28 0 1 13
1984 10 3643 30 2 5 13

Richard Petty is now 68 years old and lives with his wife Pattie in Level Cross, North Carolina; his place of birth. Petty also owns and operates a NASCAR driving experience for anyone with the money to enjoy.

It is every young NASCAR driver's dream to have a career like that of Richard Petty's.

by Corbyn December 9, 2005

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Roc Richards

A shit so bad that while being released makes anyone within 200 feet, not cry, but scream for the odor of Rosie O'Donnell's cunt instead.

Damn, that motherfucker dropped a Roc Richards last night and had me about to commit suicide.

by Darkfire69 March 26, 2018

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richard smoker

a type of prank call used to piss off bartenders.

I'm looking for a richard smoker... but everyone just calls him "big dick"

by phegs November 25, 2003

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richard sherman

1. A crazy mothafucka and the best cornerback in the game of football. Open your mouth and I'll shut if for you real quick
2. Being a complete asshole to an opposing player after a hard-fought game/ taunting an opposing player (shermaning)

ex: After being scored on for three touchdowns by a wide receiver, the player shermaned as he taunted the receiver after his team came back to win the great game. (Richard Sherman)

by Hustler77 January 20, 2014

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Micheal Richards

1. Mostly know for playing the character of Kramer in the hit show Seinfeld.
2. Most recently in 2006 was caught on tape with one of the most racist/funniest rants ever caught on tape.

Micheal Richards : He's a nigger!
He's a nigger!
A nigger!
Look there's a nigger!

by M2million December 7, 2006

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wet richard

The act of tickling one's ear with an erect penis.

After cockslapping Paulina in the face, I gave her a wet richard and shot a wad in the eardrum.

by Wookiestick November 7, 2003

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screaming richard

The act of shitting in a tube sock, microwaving it for 25-30 for a luke warm effect, then proceeding to strike someone in the face with said sock

Father: Son, i'm very disappointed in you. for your punishment, i'm gonna give you a screaming richard!

Son: No papa!! you ate mexican last night!!!

by nicksammyles February 8, 2009

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