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When you want to be surprised but you just can’t make it look convincing
You looked supris at the party, I thought you didn’t know.
(Sup-ri) Used to express greetings to someone, typically to person named Jodi.
To take melted cheese and use it as lube to anally fuck a woman while using a small cheese stick to pleasure her vagina
Guy 1: I gave my girl The Wisconsin Suprise last night
Guy 2: What is wrong with you
When you come home from a hard day at work and find your girlfriend in the pile driver position with a lit sparkler inserted into her anus. After which you proceed to remove the lot sparkler and perform anal sex whilst holding said sparkler
I came home to a birthday suprise!
A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow
Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise
Something/someone that makes you unhappy to see it/them.
1) You again? Wow, what an unpleasant suprise, this is so unexpected!
2) Donald Trump's first election was an unpleasant surprise, so you would think his second one would also be one when/if he did it again.