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A surfer who treats other surfers like they are inferior, either because of level of talent or experience. They cut you off, belittle, or alienate. The surfer who has the mechanics but not the spirit. The surfer asshole.
Mike is such a surf snob, he thinks he is Kelly Slater.
When you cum on the floor and the girl uses your dick as a surfboard to ride the cum waves that splattered on the floor.
"Fuck man, I met this girl in Texas and she went Waco Surfing last night. Still can't feel my dick bro but I'd do it again"
The only way to drive through insane traffic at all hours in any city...
The act of alternating between clutch and accelerator, without braking to give the impression of surfing or gliding through city traffic...
Clutch Surfing+manual gearshift= happy people
To borrow a driveway, toilet, and shower for cleaning up when living out of a van.
On their 2-month road trip, Sarah and Buck took up regular driveway surfing to keep the van smelling fresh.
When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.
"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."
Using a computer that is connected to the internet without any anti-virus.
Dave: Man this computer is really rubbish. It's so slow it's unbelievable.
Andy: Did you ever get round to installing anti-virus?
Dave: No, I've been busy.
Andy: You've been surfing bareback for months. That machine will be crawling with viruses. What an idiot.
This is the term given to the people who dont continue the wave at a hockey game, concert etc.
Fortunately, the wave usually continues around them, but if there are a few in the same row, the wave may be destroyed.
"So me and Bob were at the game, and our friend Todd Peppers decided it would be funny to be a Stone In the Surf and consequently destroyed the wave we had going on"