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A dark story for children that ends with the words "Perhaps She'll Die", with the exception of the very end where the old lady is finally dead.
Guy 1: Did you hear how there was an old lady with skin patches who swallowed a horse?
Guy 2: No what happened to her?
Guy 1: She died
Guy 2: Why did nobody help her?
Guy 1: She died after she ate the horse with patches and became deaf and her skin fell off
Guy 2: Wtf!
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This is a very nice and witty way to say f#%k off in the pacific northwest because there is a large Dicks burgers chain all around that everyone grew up with, so the meaning will not be lost on an adult and any nearby children will not be scarred.
Officer, The db level is withing legal guidelines for this time of day so tell my neighbor i said to Go eat a bag of Dicks and swallow a vanilla shake while you're at it
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a valid excuse to say when ur choking
"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"
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When you eat a whole cucumber without chewing or cutting it up without even wanting it
My girlfriend forced me to Cucumber swallow
cross swallowing is when a male ejaculates semen and piss at the same time into a females mouth.
That girl Ashley was cross swallowing last night!
Reverse Swallowing Syndrome, aka RSS or RSD, is a rare condition where when you try to swallow something, you end up spitting it everywhere. If you want to swallow something, you have to act like you're about to spit it out. It's a rare condition happening to 1 in a million people. Often you'll forget you have it and get in trouble
Person 1: Dude, what the fuck!? Why did you just spit your Mountain Dew all over me?
Person 2: Sorry, I have Reverse Swallowing Syndrome
Person 1: That's bullshit, there's no such thing
Person 2: Ableist!! Look it up idiot
When a girl is deep thoating your dick and then she squeezes with her thoat. ( It will not work on smaller guys cuz you have to get in her thoat) LOL... only for experienced females.
Not sure but will do some field work to upload some examples. LOL swallow and squeeze Dedicated to Carmen :)