Sweater Bumps

A woman wearing a tight sweater, with decent sized boobs.

Damn look at her sweater bumps!

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summer sweater.

A person sporting excessive body hair during the summer season.

Johnny loved wearing less during the hotter season but never went out without his summer sweater.

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Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

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Cosby Sweater

In light of recent abuse/rape charges, the Cosby Sweater is a sex act during which the man eats a Jell-O pudding cup yelling, "Zippity Zoppity, here comes my floppity!" as he ejaculates. For the family planners out there, the act can be taken up a notch by ejaculating into the empty pudding cup.

You never walk down the pudding aisle the same way again after getting a Cosby sweater.

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Sweater Puppies

Titties

Look at the sweater puppies in that kennel.

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turtleneck sweater

A type of garment worn by either men or women who are particularly prudent or arrogant.

Sally's mom is so uptight, she's always wearing a turtleneck sweater.

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Sweater Poncho

It’s a sweater or some other material with a hole in the middle and it's worn like a poncho.

I can't believe Bernard went home with that girl wearing the sweater poncho.

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