When a person has a kink for swedish accents.
-Hey (in swedish accent)
-Thats so hot (gets turned on)
A swedish kink is when you get turned on/ have attraction to swedish accents (kink)
Dropping fecal matter on a persons head, then immediately putting a hat on their head.
Boylestones totally gave that the chick a Swedish Sombrero last night
When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.
You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet
the act of inserting ones penis into a toaster to gain sexual pleasure.
(note. the toaster does not have to be on)
"i just love a swedish toastie me"
To unceremoniously dump someone without warning.
"Yo bro what happened to that Sarah chick you were dating?"
"She was being weird so I gave her the Swedish nudge"
to tickle your homies nipples while they eat their dog out
hey dude if you dont pass the dog ass eating exam they are gonna euthanize him, I know ill give u a swedish tickle to help you focus.
Making a bunch of different food and putting it on a spinning food tray. Swedish meatballs, pastries, and some fish are traditionally used. Associated with the Eater holiday in Sweden. Reindeer meat is used for special occasions such as second marriages and kindergarten graduations.
Me: What's for dinner?
Grand-pa-pa: Vee are havving da Swedish Revolver, boi!