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Small to medium sized ball of what might have at one time been sweaty lint, but is now a combination of lint, sweat, grundle sauce, and dead skin cells. This ball is found in the hairs growing from the taint.
I was washing the back of my nutsack and found a few taint nuggets.
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A man so sexually charged that he makes no distinction as to whether he prefers tossing salad or eating out women. Sometimes, the whole goal is to appear to be doing one or the other, but really striving to lick the taint, which he considers the ultimate prize. This is how the Taint Pirate records his victories, which are determined by taint-tongue contact.
Woman: You know, that's not exactly the spot.
Taint Pirate: Oh, sorry. (Then muttering under breath) The Taint Pirate srikes Again!
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An ultimate fighting submission move that is highly effective where you press your thumb as hard as possible into the opponents taint until they submit. Best to use when in a tie up position of some kind.
I lost because he taint strangled me. There was nothing I could do, I want to have children some day.
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noun. - The oily residue left on one's fingers after one drags them across said taint, grundle, or area under the scrotum sack. Often foul smelling in nature, but like a fart, is often best enjoyed by the owner.
I continually scrape my smelly taint and cannot stop sniffing my fingers. It's so bad...yet so good
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Someone who misses both the vaginal cavity and anal cavity, therefore slamming their machinery right into the region infamously known as the taint.
Richie knew he had lost some accuracy when pulled a taint poacher on Marissa, guess you cant be 100% all the time.
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a unisexual device designed to stimulate the perineum through the use of blown air and blunted, multi-tined forks with the intended result of simultaneous sexual climax and defecation.
With his taint whistle freshly arrived in the post, Karl knew that he was going to have a mess on more than just his hands later that night.
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The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.
Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.
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