Talking bush

A slang coined as a response to the twitter topic of "Gaga The Talking Bush." This slang refers to a vulva/vaginal lips. It has pubic hair that is either trimmed or not so trimmed. It just has to have pubic hair.

"please let me see your talking bush."
"ew no get away from me"

Talking to the Count

The Mountain Peak of overtired. When someone is "Talking to the Count" coherent words cease to come out of there mouth. In the most extreme of cases, the effected being may start to talk to an imaginary figure. Many imaginary figures have been reported, the most common being The Count from sesame street. The reason why, is still unknown.

Amy: Hey Chris, why are you acting so strange?
Chris: One bat, Muh ha ha ha... man your funny...
Amy: Are you talking to the Count?
Chris: Two bat, Muh ha ha ha...
Amy: God, you are talking to the count.
Chris: Three bats?

stall talking

super bad public restroom behaviour, talking to people while using apublic restroom

I walked in and caught Sarah & Jessica stall talking.

talking heads

one of the greatest american bands of all time. there best albums are 77, more songs about buildings and food, remain in light, and speaking in tongues. fear of music is also good

did you see the talking heads in atlanta with elvis costello in 77?

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double talk

Otherwise unnecessary verbiage added in order to confuse the listener, such as using a double negative to make a statement mean the opposite of what it would otherwise mean. See also, doublespeak.

"I didn't say I would not do it; I said I wouldn't not do it."

"That's double talk!"

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Talking shit

1. When some body is saying something to someone about else that is NOT true( you could argue that if its the truth then its not necessarily "talking shit"

2. When someone is rambling on talking about things that don't make sense

1. Nikki: why are you talking shit about me to my sister?

Mollie: i just told her the truth.

2. Mr Dude: do you think trees can talk to each other? Like read each others minds?
Other Dude: stop talking that mad shit Mr Dude

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librarian talk

Derived from the porn industry's portrayal of librarians, a round about way to say phone sex.

I had a librarian talk with my girlfriend.

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