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After eating Mexican from that food truck, I had to rock the tank all afternoon.
A name for a boxy german war machine that is big and kill other boxy boi's
Churchill: "What do u call a boxy war machine made by your men?"
Hitler -driving a Tiger (tank): "Go ask this boi yourself!"
A girl so fat that when she's walking on the sidewalk you better jump on the street as to not get crushed when she overlooks you and bumps into you.
A girl so fat that when she waddles past small objects, they'd get trapped in her gravity well and orbit her (stolen from Al Bundy).
Sidewalk Tank is a literal translation of the Austrian German word "Gehsteigpanzer", itself a compound of the words "Gehsteig", meaning sidewalk, and "Panzer".
Dude watch out for that sidewalk tank! You better brace for impact or get destroyed.
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A: Man, last night i was caught pounding a tank! It was the best time i have ever had
B: THAT'S GROSS!
(n.) A mythical creature with the head of a cobra, the neck and tail of a brachiosaurus, and the body of a modern tank. One of the few species to actually have a catch phrase: "Amaze your friends. Devour your enemies. Then devour your friends." Also, the only creature known to have evolutionarily developed a complex ballistics system as a means of predatory attack.
My pet cobrachiosaurus tank destroyed my old high school in a matter of 3 minutes. It was AWESOME.
Tank, tank, here comes the cobrachiosaurus tank!
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The area of the mind where memories of hot individuals or erotic moments you've experienced are stored and remembered later during masturbation.
Jordan, did you see those girls making out? Bet you'll add that one to the spank tank.
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A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.
Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell
Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...
Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.
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