tap that ass

Referring to having sex with a female.

Comes from the party term, 'to tap a keg'.. where one inserts a tap into a keg and drinks what comes out. But the user is instead tapping an ass..

"Shittt, I'd tap that ass any day of the week."

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nut tap

A (sometimes playful) smacking of someone's (usually) clothed testicles.

The bitch walked a little too close to me so I gave him a wicked nut tap!

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tap dancing

A diplomatic approach where one skilfully maneuvers to avoid direct answers.

Hillary did not want to step on anyone's toes so she was tap dancing.

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Tap it and Scrap it

When you have casual sex with someone and then never meet with them ever again

Bob was horny, and the girl he met at the bar was not that attractive...but he WAS horny, so he took her to a motel to tap it and scrap it

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tap out

To submit or give up.

I was fighting Corey and he was so hurt he needed to stop. So he tapped out.

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Muff Tap

1. When you give a nice feel or tap to a woman's vagina either sexual or not sexual.

2. When at a bar, you move your arm in a downward motion, and instead of swinging at air, you get a nice handful of a random woman's vagina.

1. I gave Becky a Muff Tap last night, and I really think she liked it. Tomorrow I might go to the next step, and give her a Polish Windmill.

2. I was slapping my friend five, but wound up to hard and gave some toothless, child support-surfing mamma a muff tap at the bar last night.

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Duck tap

when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.

Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!

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