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When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.
I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.
To forcibly have sexual intercourse with an unwilling teabag.
With the amber colored substance on the floor and tea leaves strewn about, it was evident that we stumbled onto the aftermath of a teabag rape.
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A Tennessee Teabag is when one fucks a girl in the ass and then tucks his balls into her pussy.
I was fucking this bitch last night, and all she seemed to want was was a Tennessee Teabag.
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when one is jumping on a trampoline and one person is on the ground next to or close by the trampoline the person on the trampoline jumps really high off the trampoline and teabags the grounded person
did you see that?!? he was just leaping teabagged!
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when the clock strikes 3AM (the witching hour), and the persons mouth is wide open and relaxed, dip your testicles deep into their throat.
Lets get this guy so drunk that he passes out and at 3AM we will "phantom teabag" his punk ass!
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