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Georgia Tech is the best part of Atlanta which is the best part of Georgia which is the best part of the South which is the best part of America which is the best part of Earth which pretty much sucks compared to the Moon.
Let's go to Georgia Tech.
Nah, I'm not leaving this crater.
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The place to go to school if you want to end up a neurotic mess on the verge of suicide.
Full of psychopath teachers (though there are some good ones) that assign too much homework and give insanely difficult tests designed to make you fail and have nervous breakdowns.
Also full of fuckin kids. 4728 to count now. Walking to and away from the school is like being on an SS death march.
If it's not the kids or the no-sleep or the workload that gets to you, the environment will. Your life becomes controlled by a fucking bell, and you have to do a 4-minute hustle from class to class, which of course isn't enough for Phys. Ed, which forces you to change. You end up being late simply because your class is 5 flights away. Oh yeah, stairs. Lots of morons at Tech that can't seem to understand which staircase goes up, and which goes down. So of course there's always one line of retards going down the up staircase, subsequently slowing everyone trying to go up the fuck down.
So remember, if you want to be sleepless and driven insane for 4 years, go to Tech! They're waiting for you.
It was high-school admissions time in Junior High! Tony had a death wish and didn't get any into schools because of his awful grades, but he did so well on the SHSAT that Brooklyn Tech accepted him! Upon bringing the news to his counselor, his counselor chuckled and said "I'll see you at your funeral."
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Grasso Tech is a shitty pseudo upper-class high-school in Groton. Kids from middle schools around the state flock here pretending they have better futures ahead of them. It's actually full of wannabe gangsters, tryhard gangsters, and 2 Asians. (EDIT: 3 Asians. I'm serious)
That kid over there looks like he just ate a bag of dicks; yeah, he probably goes to Grasso Tech.
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(verb) The act of being rejected by Stuyvesant
Hey, did you get your SHSAT results?
Yeah, I got into Brooklyn Tech.
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A school where white skinny nerds run around the halls playing recorder and smashing short Asians
I go to Lane Tech. The nerds are fucking weird as shit.
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This is a person who knows a little more than the average person about computers but not enough to truly be helpful. Usually someone who knows enough to be dangerous or harmful to a computer or it's software but never truly fix an issue.
These people "Pretend" to be valid, professional, well-trained techs. Their charges for services tend to be higher greater than normal because they are really not out to provide a service but only to provide you with a means of blowing your hard earned cash on repairs and replacements that were never needed to fix the original issue.
You can tell a true computer tech from a pretend-a-tech by presenting them with a computer that needs fixed.
A real computer tech will:
Fix the original issue
Also fix any other apparent issues
Clean and optimize the hard drive
Check for Updates & MORE!
All in 2 hours or less for under 150 bucks
A pretend-a-tech will:
Ignore the stated issues
Find several issues that never existed
Recommend that several pieces of hardware need replaced
Cause several issues to come up as a result of their fix
Charge you for 5+ hours of work and tell you that you need a new computer (which you could have bought for the cost of their "service")
You can also tell a pretend-a-tech by the amount of "big" computer words they try and drop in a sentence, real techs understand that all people don't know "techie" and will translate into english, pretend-a-techs will try to complicate their little speech so a rocket scientist couldn't understand what they were saying.
This is where they get you, most people decide at that point that they must know what they are talking about since they speak the language.
The only way to avoid a pretend-a-tech attack is to ask for an explanation in english, if the english explanation makes no sense then you might be in the midst of a pretend-a-tech.
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1. From the latin "Georgun" meaning complete lack of any attractive females, because they all balloon up on Varsity Chili Dogs and Juniors Chicken Tenders. and "Techius" meaning an asshole that has been spread wider than humanly possible by Physics II, Statics, Studio, Thermo and the 4 horsemen.
2. A hellish wasteland
3. A weird phenomenon in which even fat, nasty girls think they can be bitches because the ratio is so far in their favor.
When God made the Great Flood to wipe out evil from the earth, somehow Georgia Tech survived.
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